Your left index finger has become a laser

[flame]

It just fired, what damage did it cause?

If you're not understanding, then look at your left index finger- NO! NO! Don't point it at your head! It's a laser!
Now that we're calmed down, where is it pointing? Wherever it's pointing, a laser just shot out of it in that direction- what did it hit?

There goes my computer- it just exploded.

[Jetstream]

Welp, part of my cheek just got burned off and I broke my window.